Create a Caption 11/5/08

[landmammaldolphin]

For those fans of the Little Mermaid or parents with children, my caption today is:

Les poissons, ies poissons
how I love les poissons
love to chop, and to serve little fish
first I cut off there heads
then I full out there bones
Les poissons, les poissons
Hee, hee,hee, Haw,Haw, Haw.
With the cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
and I serve it up fried
God, I love littles fishes don't you
here's something for tempting the palette
prepared in the classic technique
first you pound the fish flat with the mallet
then you slash through the skin
give the belly a slice
then you rub some salt in
cause that makes it taste nice zoot alors!
I have missed one!
sacre bleu!
What is this
how on earth could I miss
such a sweet, little succulent crab
quelle domase what a loss
here we go, in the sauce
now, some flour, I think just a dab
now I'll stuff you with bread
it don't hurt, cause you're dead
and you're certainly lucky, you are
cause it's gonna be not in my big silver
pot too-da-loo, mon poisson, au revoir.