Pube Face sounds like...

[Titan!]

Who said it was my ultimate goal ?

Somebody's jealous.

And that somebody is you.

Yes. You're Right. I'm jealous of a thirty-something, overweight, unemployed guy that lives in his parents basement. Maybe I should get fired from my job, get my house foreclosed on, and beg my mommy to move back in with her, just so I can spend more time thinking of totally awesome posts to put up on the Internet, and maybe, just maybe, a morning radio show will acknowledge my existence. Then my life will be complete.

I think I covered everything except taking creepy pictures....

Wahhh I'm sad about stuff

c'mon find some new material.