Things that annoy you that the guys say

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Arrgh...heard another one this morning. This is admittedly petty, but for some reason it bugs the snot out of me.

EKG'S DO NOT MEASURE BRAIN ACTIVITY. It's an electroCARDIOgram.

EEG's measure brain activity. EKG's measure heart activity.

I had an EKG once because my heart was racing while I was in a baseball game. It was scary only because the day before that a Major League player had died of a heart attack and his symptoms were the same as mine.

During the EKG they put cold metal things on your nipples. It sucked.