Things that annoy you that the guys say

[potthole]

Huh, never heard of that. That wasn't done to me when I had an EKG a few years back, nor do I know of that happening at the cardiologist's office I work at.

That's not true. They all do it. Right after the injection of Roofies IM and before they take your underpants off.

Oh, so that's why I had to sign a waiver before the nurse began to attach the electrodes...