06-23-2008, 06:12 PM
OK, I'm still chuckling at this and it would be funnier if you knew the guy. I'm 37 years old and, sadly enough, the coolest people I work with are a 50 y.o., a 61 y.o. and a 62 y.o. So, we're all in a van this morning on our way to the golf course and the oldest of my friends is kind of a frail geeky guy who constantly says and does weird shit. The subject of bangin the wives comes up and he starts out his story with, " OK, don't think I'm all f ucked up but the other day I went to the auto parts store and bought an 'O' ring and used it as a cock ring and my wife loved it!" As we're trying to gather ourselves from keeling over laughing he goes on to explain that he bought one, took it home, "tried it on" and it wasn't round enough so he went back and bought a bigger size!!!!!!!!!! What a friggin retard! Feel sorry for the poor guy in the store who accepted the return. Needless to say, he got bashed the entire 18 holes of golf for using a rubber gasket as a cock ring.