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2008 FBHW forum MVP Round One EAST
#17
My friends,

Before you cast your vote on the Board MVP East, let me remind you of these few facts.


Burnking regularly effs his hermaphrodite sister, Lola, in the while trying to drive his P.O.S. Bonneville. He has killed countless women and children by not paying attention behind the wheel. Is this the 'man' you want representing your precious FB&HW board?

Peachs is suffers from a highly contagious disease known as gingervitis. She tries to pass it off as a cute chick with orange hair, but don't let her fool you. This daywalker is just waiting to attack the rest of us once she is crowned MVP. Scary.

Hotzester is a slaveowner who plans to sell Michigan to Canada before bleaching his hair and growing a soul patch reminiscent of pubes, then fleeing to France to escape ridicule. Don't give him that power.


Now don't get me wrong. I'm not telling you who to vote for, I'm just telling you who not to vote for. Make the right decision.
That's what she said.
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