11-19-2008, 12:00 PM
ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO FLIRT!!
A couple were invited to a masked Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone... He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. After sleeping soundly for an hour, she woke without pain and decided to go to the party. Her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and spotted her husband in his costume, dancing with every chick he could and copping a feel here and a kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, starting dancing on him. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "Not one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spa re room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
A couple were invited to a masked Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone... He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. After sleeping soundly for an hour, she woke without pain and decided to go to the party. Her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and spotted her husband in his costume, dancing with every chick he could and copping a feel here and a kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, starting dancing on him. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "Not one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spa re room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!