06-23-2008, 08:29 PM
One time I walked up to a guy sitting on the street who had a hat laying on the ground in front of him and was playing his bass guitar for money. He was really talented as far as bass players go, but I still felt the need to stomp on the empty hat and kick the guy in the face. After I had done so, I realized that the dude had actually been sleeping and the noise I heard was just a squirrel gnawing on one of the cords.