12-05-2008, 02:50 PM
Three captured coalition soldiers, American, British and Polish are about to be executed by the Iraqis and are given their choice of method.
The American soldier chooses firing squad - bang, he's dead.
The British soldier chooses hanging - long drop, he's dead.
The Polish soldier asks to be given an injection of the aids virus - they give him the shot and he begins laughing.
When they ask him why he is laughing he replies, "Ha! I am wearing a condom!"
The American soldier chooses firing squad - bang, he's dead.
The British soldier chooses hanging - long drop, he's dead.
The Polish soldier asks to be given an injection of the aids virus - they give him the shot and he begins laughing.
When they ask him why he is laughing he replies, "Ha! I am wearing a condom!"
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.