06-24-2008, 01:04 PM
Admin Wrote:Speaking of "I like turtles":
There has been this trend as of late at the drive-thru of fast food restaurants for the person taking the order to ask "how are you?". Today I answered with "I like turtles". I thought the woman was going to lose it.
One time I was feeling a bit bold and when asked by the female drive-thru attendant how I was doing I responded by saying "I have a burning sensation when I urinate". That was met with a few moments of uncomfortable silence.
Where's that cricket drop when you need it!! Good one Biff!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!