12-16-2008, 11:35 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Telling everyone in the office (while laughing hysterically) about the girl who flipped me and Plungee off on the way to work.
Is it Story Time with Queenie, or is that the jist of it?
Ok, so most people on the board know that Plungee and I ride to work together. We live in BFE and have to take back roads to the interstate. We woke up this morning expecting snow, but didn't see anything on the ground. When we pulled out of the driveway, we realized that the road was a solid sheet of ice. We started down the road knowing it was quite slick. While taking our time, we came upon 2 other drivers, but they were going uberslow, to the point of being dangerous. The first vehicle was a van. He slipped and slid and finally just pulled ot the side of the road to let a more normal driver pass. After passing the van, we come upon the second vehicle, a dumb bitch/slut/whore who didn't know how to drive on ice. So Plungee, seeing this, decided to stay in the passing lane and carefully go around her. While steadily going around this idiot, she rolls her window down and flips us off. But not just momentarily, the entire Effin time! We got around her with no problem, except that we couldn't get the damn camera out quick enough to shoot a picture for the cover of The Village Idiot. It took us a while to get to the interstate, but not as long as that moron, who, without doubt, went into the ditch because she refused to drive with 2 hands.
THE END!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!