12-16-2008, 12:46 PM
Queenie Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:Is it Story Time with Queenie, or is that the jist of it?
Ok, so most people on the board know that Plungee and I ride to work together. We live in BFE and have to take back roads to the interstate. We woke up this morning expecting snow, but didn't see anything on the ground. When we pulled out of the driveway, we realized that the road was a solid sheet of ice. We started down the road knowing it was quite slick. While taking our time, we came upon 2 other drivers, but they were going uberslow, to the point of being dangerous. The first vehicle was a van. He slipped and slid and finally just pulled ot the side of the road to let a more normal driver pass. After passing the van, we come upon the second vehicle, a dumb bitch/slut/whore who didn't know how to drive on ice. So Plungee, seeing this, decided to stay in the passing lane and carefully go around her. While steadily going around this ambulance driver, she rolls her window down and flips us off. But not just momentarily, the entire effin time! We got around her with no problem, except that we couldn't get the damn camera out quick enough to shoot a picture for the cover of The Village ambulance driver. It took us a while to get to the interstate, but not as long as that ambulance driver, who, without doubt, went into the ditch because she refused to drive with 2 hands.
THE END!
Flipping somebody off because they are passing you... lame.