Define my word.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Nakedessian: (N) \na-ked-ee-szhun\ - a being that lives entire life in the nude and in a cave near water. because of the close proximity to artesian wells, these people are simply called nakedessian(s).

Look at that guy! He's all crowched over like a stupid ole Nakedessian.

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