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Christmas Joke...
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Santa comes down the chimney and sees a blonde in a robe waiting for him. She says to Santa,"Hey Santa Baby.Want to stay and giveme my present?". Santa replied,"Ho ho ho, Santa's gotta go, deliver the toys to the girls and boys".
She smiles and strips down to a teddy and says, "Awe C'mon Santa, Please?". Santa again replied,"Ho ho ho, Santa's gotta go, deliver the toys to the girls and boys."
Finally she strips to nothing and says in a seductive tone "Take me Santa, Take me, I'm Yours." Santa smiled and said , "Hey, hey hey, Santa's gotta Stay, Can't get up the chimney with my D this way.
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