Things you've picked up from the show

[megs8111]

I didn't realize how much I was using the first letters/abbreviated forms of swear words until one calm afternoon when I had just picked my 8 year old son up from school. Another driver had cut me off and I gave them the finger instead of cussing and blowing the horn. My rationale was that I didn't want my son to hear it and I didn't think he saw me give the finger. I was wrong. He said, "Mom, I know what you just did and what it means." I said okay tell me. He wouldn't say but he did write it down, and this is what he wrote: "it means f'n a-hole". I about wet my pants.