Shoot the breeze

[lokizilla]

That looks like so much fun. You need to bring it to Tennessee where we can redneck it out.

Why? It would just end up as a lawn decoration anyway. Isn't that the way you Tennesseeans roll!

Nope, see the first call of order for that thing is to paint it camouflage color. Then it can be used for hunting, herding, and for fun off road action and muddin'. Lawn decoration is something that is totally tacky, and not useful. ???