What Can Joe Do ideas

[Titan!]

I want joe to have to Slam a 40 of Steel Reserve then read the news.

Then slam another 40. and have to do an off the cuff internview with Ryan Seacrest.

Then Slam one more.

Then he has to do a What Producer Joe thinks.

Then a spin the forehad on the bat and run around the office.

That shoud be good for at least an hour's worth of material