01-08-2009, 06:55 AM
I almost pee'd my pants when I was four. But then my mom taught me how to pee in a mountain dew bottle.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"