01-08-2009, 02:03 PM
I have one mortal enemy. It's the only human being on the planet that I can honestly say I hate. I hate this person with every fiber of my being.
Being near him is like trying to push two magnets together. His mere odor, which others claim they cannot smell, overpowers my poor olfactory sensors. It's a strange body odor that bursts through the overpowering scent of Speed Stick which he seems to layer on. On top of that he has cigarette/coffee breath.
I call him "Pig Vomit" (as did Howard Stern name Kenny the program director).
I have always wanted to wipe dog shit on his door handles but thought it bigger of myself to let him wallow in his own anger issues which caused him to stop drinking because he is hotheaded enough without alcohol.
I hate him and just thinking about him enrages me.
Being near him is like trying to push two magnets together. His mere odor, which others claim they cannot smell, overpowers my poor olfactory sensors. It's a strange body odor that bursts through the overpowering scent of Speed Stick which he seems to layer on. On top of that he has cigarette/coffee breath.
I call him "Pig Vomit" (as did Howard Stern name Kenny the program director).
I have always wanted to wipe dog shit on his door handles but thought it bigger of myself to let him wallow in his own anger issues which caused him to stop drinking because he is hotheaded enough without alcohol.
I hate him and just thinking about him enrages me.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.