FB & HW make me feel funny in my no-no places

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You people seem hesitant to discuss my goings-on down south.

Interesting.

yeah... its probably because most people feel that what goes on in your pants is your business.

Oh I totally disagree.

I give you carte blanche to discuss my crotchial area as much as you desire. I am nothing if not accomodating.