01-20-2009, 11:42 AM
Introucing the new toiladrive. Now you can save time by dropping the kids off at the pool while on your way to work. No more waiting for that stinky bathroom to open up while you are running late. Act now and receive the new bidet attachment free. But wait, theres more. If you call within the next 15 minutes we will add a passenger toiladrive absolutely free. All of this for 20 easy installments of $19.95.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]