01-21-2009, 03:06 PM
Random Farce:
Since yesterday at noon my stocks have jumped 200% (I'm now breaking even again) and I've been offered 3 jobs that will make me more money. :'(
Since yesterday at noon my stocks have jumped 200% (I'm now breaking even again) and I've been offered 3 jobs that will make me more money. :'(
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"