You need to check out this website.

[linzi]

http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

This one's for the ladies! I can't imagine where or when I'd have to use this. I think you'd look like a tranny wherever you tried to use this.

From the site:

Clean and hygienic: When you use the P-Mate you will urinate directly and forward. You don't have any contact with a dirty seat, and no spatter on shoes or clothes.

Do women really have a problem with splatter on shoes and clothes?

Only when drunk and trying to hover and piss!

There's some nasty bitches in this world who try to hover over the seat and they are the one's who wind up splattering all around the bowl and on the seat. I guess the only way you'd get it on your shoes is if your trying to pee in the woods. There's always a Mickey D's somewhere so I don't see the need in having to use this.