01-27-2009, 11:47 AM
Take your birthday, subtract nine months...now, what were your parents celebrating when you were conceived?
Mine: Anniversary
My Wifes: Wedding Night (not the anniversary the actual night)
My son: being young and getting lucky
My daughter: her wanting another baby
Mine: Anniversary
My Wifes: Wedding Night (not the anniversary the actual night)
My son: being young and getting lucky
My daughter: her wanting another baby
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"