01-27-2009, 01:30 PM
Mrs. Baker, a sweet little old lady was in the doctors office having some problems with gas.
"I have the worst gas but my farts are silent and have no smell. I must have passed wind 20 times since I've been in here!" she tells the doctor.
So he writes her a prescription, tells her to take 1 pill 3 times a day for a week, and come back to see him.
One week later she returns, agitated with the doctor.
"Those pills didn't help me at all! I still have gas, but now it stinks to high heaven...you've made the problem worse!"
"Alright Mrs. Baker, one problem at a time." says the doctor. Now that we've taken care of your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."
"I have the worst gas but my farts are silent and have no smell. I must have passed wind 20 times since I've been in here!" she tells the doctor.
So he writes her a prescription, tells her to take 1 pill 3 times a day for a week, and come back to see him.
One week later she returns, agitated with the doctor.
"Those pills didn't help me at all! I still have gas, but now it stinks to high heaven...you've made the problem worse!"
"Alright Mrs. Baker, one problem at a time." says the doctor. Now that we've taken care of your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."