After one week......

[fistor!@#]

Biff, I've been here for one day and have yet to be made a moderator. Please have this matter looked into in a timely manner.

Thank you in advance.

If by "moderator" you mean "brown trout sniffer" then you're golden.

No, I mean moderator. I wish to edit people's posts to make them look like idiots.

Please attend to this immediately. Thanks again.