What you cooking lately?

[hotzester]

My disdain for them is firmly rooted in a dislike of the taste AND consistency. I didn't know they were fungal until I was old enough to take biology. Once I understood the parasitic element, that was the final nail in the coffin.

PS...when "No, they're a FUNGUS" is the counterpoint, you're not going to convince me to put it in my mouth.