02-09-2009, 08:14 AM
I used to go to the same gym that Zane goes to. Let me just say that that place is overrun with geezers. If you've ever heard the segment where he talks about the old dudes who stand naked at the mirror while shaving well, it's the honest to God truth.
There is one really annoying fat old dude who likes to pontificate about politics while in the whirlpool. To make things worse, as if some dude rambling on and on about politics while you're trying to relax after a workout isn't bad enough, he'll stand up in the whirlpool so everyone is just about eye level with his junk (which is barely hidden under the water and is nearly exposed every time the water ripples).
There are other old geezers who sit in the lounge area near the tv in their tighty whities while putting on their socks. Their man boobs are flopping around and their junk is barely contained in their 30 year old underwear.
The annoyance level of these stupid old geezers was a 10 out of 10 when I was there. They're disgusting.
There is one really annoying fat old dude who likes to pontificate about politics while in the whirlpool. To make things worse, as if some dude rambling on and on about politics while you're trying to relax after a workout isn't bad enough, he'll stand up in the whirlpool so everyone is just about eye level with his junk (which is barely hidden under the water and is nearly exposed every time the water ripples).
There are other old geezers who sit in the lounge area near the tv in their tighty whities while putting on their socks. Their man boobs are flopping around and their junk is barely contained in their 30 year old underwear.
The annoyance level of these stupid old geezers was a 10 out of 10 when I was there. They're disgusting.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.