So who would you like to scream down?

[Rock Monster]

I'd like to scream down any lazy ass that can't be bothered to push their cart another 30 feet to the cart corral but instead leave it next to everyone else's car.

In fact, I have made comments about it to people before.

Also, the lazy asses that park in front of the store, instead of finding a parking spot. Usually they are parked on top of the "no parking" sign. If there is a passenger in the car still, with the windows rolled down, I usually make a comment about parking directly over the no parking sign. This is usually followed by getting hit, and given a dirty look by the girlfriend.