So who would you like to scream down?

[Biff]

Conversation overheard by my wife a couple years ago when she was riding with my brother (smoker), his wife (non-smoker) and 2 daughters (windows are rolled up):
Kara - "Gale, put out your cigarette. The girls are in the car."
Gale - "Kara, they can't smell it. They're sleeping."
:

Give me his address so I can go beat the stupid out of him.