So who would you like to scream down?

[-Jiggy-]

Conversation overheard by my wife a couple years ago when she was riding with my brother (smoker), his wife (non-smoker) and 2 daughters (windows are rolled up):
Kara - "Gale, put out your cigarette. The girls are in the car."
Gale - "Kara, they can't smell it. They're sleeping."
:

Give me his address so I can go beat the stupid out of him.

Yet another conversation with my brother. This time I was the lucky contestant (he is building a box for his sound system and takes a cigarrete break)
Gale - "You really need to be (takes a puff) careful when sanding down the (puff) fiberglass. Always wear a mask. If that stuff gets (puff) in your lungs it could do some damage. (long puff)

jiggy hoss - Oh....okay.