02-10-2009, 12:27 AM
Random Fact:
If I'm wearing cloths suitable for public viewing, you can be certain that I have on my person
1) a lighter (even though i don't smoke)
2) atleast one pocket knife (typically a leatherman)
3) a cell phone
4) my wallet
5) my keys (which also include a pocket cpr mask)
6) my pager (fire calls)
7) carmex
and ocassionally
8) a pistol
9) trident gum
If I'm wearing cloths suitable for public viewing, you can be certain that I have on my person
1) a lighter (even though i don't smoke)
2) atleast one pocket knife (typically a leatherman)
3) a cell phone
4) my wallet
5) my keys (which also include a pocket cpr mask)
6) my pager (fire calls)
7) carmex
and ocassionally
8) a pistol
9) trident gum
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"