Joe's eating....

[dasbow]

One time when I was in China I was treated to a dish called "drunk shrimp". They take a covered pan and fill it with alcohol and seasonings. Then they throw live shrimp in there. The shrimp drown in the alcohol and then they suck the meat out of the tails.

I opened the lid and one of them was still swimming so I shut the lid. 5 minutes later my wife put the dead shrimp on my plate and I refused to eat it because I just saw it alive.

I guess you wouldn't like that live octopus you try to suck down while its tentacles squirm all over your face. It looks like the scene from Alien when the creature's planting its eggs.