02-13-2009, 10:52 AM
I once had an allergic reaction to corn...growing in the field (i was out there for work). Pollen made it's way into my eyes and my eyes swelled shut. They were swollen to the point that the sclera (white part) was wrapping around the iris (colored part) and it looked like my eyes were going to pop. I made my wife take a picture before we went to the emergency room.
After they pumped me full of anti-histamines er whatever my eyes were discharging so much puss/goo/whatever that I looked like RockMonster finishing his most recent gay porno.
After they pumped me full of anti-histamines er whatever my eyes were discharging so much puss/goo/whatever that I looked like RockMonster finishing his most recent gay porno.
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