02-15-2009, 08:10 PM
My name is sam..umm...samantha and I was released from prison 2 weeks ago. I enjoy long walks (down dark alleys), horseback riding (to places noone will ever look for you body), and hog farming (they will eat an entire body in about an hour as long as you pull all the teeth and shave all the hair off. How do you think I got so good at shaving?)