I have some questions for the Christians.

[krystal]

What would you think if I knew FOR A FACT without QUESTION OF A DOUBT that a flying spaghetti monster talked to me. It doesn't matter what YOU believe I KNOW what happened.

That is what I call my Theory of Herbert.

If you spoke to an invisible man who saw all and knew all and called him Herbert, I would be crazy. If I spoke to an invisible man who saw all and knew all and called him God, I'm religious. What's the difference here? None. Either way, I'm crazy.