06-26-2008, 08:08 AM
Fresh from her shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror, complaining her breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?', she asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years', I replied.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat, I said: 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again... although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw...
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?', she asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years', I replied.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat, I said: 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again... although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw...
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza