I wrote a story.

[doktor]

Moral of the Story:
You don't mess with Jedi Hans...

I have actually written serious things before so none of my other works are like this one.

Do you live in your moms basement?
Do you play DN'D on the weekends?
Do you masturbate to naked photos of Star Trek Chicks?

If you can answer yes to any of these questions, then I have successfully pegged who you are in this society...

No to all of the above, I don't have a basement, never played DnD and have no interest in it, never cared for Star Trek and masturbation is a sin.

So who am I?