I wrote a story.

[boizalynne]

Do you live in your moms basement?
Do you play DN'D on the weekends?
Do you masturbate to naked photos of Star Trek Chicks?

If you can answer yes to any of these questions, then I have successfully pegged who you are in this society...

masturbation is a sin

Masturbation is a sin? You really REALLY believe that? You are telling me you have NEVER masturbated... Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Are you Mormon?