I wrote a story.

[Titan!]

Masturbation is a sin? You really REALLY believe that? You are telling me you have NEVER masturbated... Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Are you Mormon?

Yes it is, yes I believe that, Never, Yes I have, No i'm not mormon.

Sorry pal, I thought picking on you about your story was a little fun, but ANY male who is past puberty who tells me he's never masturbated, is an absolute liar.