I wrote a story.

[linzi]

Sorry pal, I thought picking on you about your story was a little fun, but ANY male who is past puberty who tells me he's never masturbated, is an absolute liar.

Might explain the "story". All that back-up must poison the mind!! That was some messed up writing!

I was Effed up when I read it and it still made no sense....and I mean I had a lot to drink.

Doktor has a big ass spoon and loves to stir the pot.