I wrote a story.

[Titan!]

Might explain the "story". All that back-up must poison the mind!! That was some messed up writing!

I was effed up when I read it and it still made no sense....and I mean I had a lot to drink.

Doktor has a big ass spoon and loves to stir the pot.

I didnt get the sense that he was trying to stir the pot, he just wrote a dumbass story, which rightly was not well received by this audience.