06-26-2008, 10:20 AM
Last weekend I went canoeing on the Buffalo River. My lovely husband decided to take the long tour and we were on the river from around 10 - 4:30. So needless to say (if you saw my what I like to drink post) I was pretty tipsy by the time we got off the river (and dumped 3 times). They sent, of all people, me into a store to get beer (cause everybody lost theirs in the river) and I walked up to the door and that SOB hit me in the face. I swear that door had something against me. Busted my lip and nose, but they said I never missed a beat and walked on into the store. I don't really remember . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!