02-23-2009, 05:13 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:6. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them,escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
7. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on his letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. You've guessed it, he opened it and said a fond farewell to his face.
If there is a God, these two are true!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.