Congratulations Hot Wings !

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My son got out of the tub last night and my wife failed to put a diaper on him. A few minutes later there's a big turd on my bedroom floor and a giant wet spot from his piss. These are things you can expect down the road hotwings.

Other things they don't often tell you while you're going through the pregnancy/labor...

She most likely will take a big dump while giving birth.
Astroglide has more than one purpose, it's also used for lubing the baby's head.

Hope and pray your wife doesn't have to have an episiotomy.

So nice of you to share that wonderful knowledge, but it you had listened she will most likely need to have a C section. 8-)