Bike accidents/other retarded ways you got hurt

[Wiener Poopie]

I have hundreds of crash stories, like the time I ran my banshee into a tree at full throttle resulting in a head contusion. Or when I crashed a road bike into some trees from a failed attempt of a turn resulting in a head contusion and broken ankle. And the time howiefeltersnatch and I were jet skiing and I decided to jump off the side at full speed but the a-hole turned so I ran into the side of the jet ski, so on and so forth.