I wrote a story.

[Mad Dog]

Pretty much anything would be more worthwhile than arguing with you, Major dearest. ;D

Let me be the first person on this board to compliment you Dr. Alex. I think you have shook up this message board in a way NO ONE has ever done before. And a shake up is interesting. I say welcome aboard. Just understand that If your gonna be stupid you gotta be tough. Stupid can be good. But you'll have a lot of competition for the "Douchiest Member of the Year" award if Dr Stupid ever comes back. :o