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[linzi]

Here we go...
It rolls down stairs, it rolls in pairs and over your neighbors dog.
It's great for a snack, it fits on your back, it's log, log, log!
It's loooog, it's loooog, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's loooog, it's loooog, it's better than bad, it's good!

(I'm sad, that's purely from memory)

Everyone wants a log. You're gonna love it, log. Everyone needs a log. You're gonna want it, log!

I'm a sad pitiful case too....