02-26-2009, 04:56 PM
dino Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:some how because of being a firefighter i'm 102% more likely to get prostate cancer than you....One of my sisters ex-boyfriends was a Fire Fighter in LA about 20 years ago and was working on the roof of a warehouse fighting a fire. The roof collapsed under him making him fall though. Instead of falling to the floor he landed on a girder. He strattled it. He managed to hang on until his fellow FF's discovered he wasn't dead and pulled him off of it. He really messed up his back and wasn't able to work as a FF ever again but they paid his way though school. I'm sure his prostate wasn't doing to well either.
I don't literally hump hose, it's slang for wrestling it....
I also don't typically teabag the ashes after the fire is out.
I thought about getting my wife a scanner so she could listen to what was going on when i leave in the middle of the night...then when i remembered she'll hear stuff like that, but not who exactly it is...she'll worry it's me...so i decided ignorance was bliss and she's not getting a scanner.
we've had a few guys fall through, one fell right through, onto a couch and just continued to flow water from inside...ended up hurting his bad pretty bad though.
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