02-26-2009, 05:20 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:you need to confess to the priest, he will then say you need to do the rosary or whatever, and it is forgiven. The time you don't really need a priest is if you are about to die then as long as you truly are sorry it will be forgiven.
the spaghetti monster will be able to tell if you truly are sorry.
The irony here is he was actually talking about the Great and Terrible Spaghetti Monster.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"